The Nerd: Well. Huh. You don't need to do anything; just walk in, walk out, and that's it. The Nerd (shocked): I don't know what I expected... but it wasn't THAT! No more CD32 specific section. (loud organ music, way louder and more annoying than the saloon tune). Editorial reviews based on the hit web series angry video game nerd. (Cut to footage of golden cat in level saying, "Too bad! (cut to screen with golden cat saying, "TOO BAD!"). It won't start. It's like the hillbilly cousin of the 32X! Know what CDTV stands for? Q: Are there any other magazines for the CD32? You gotta be kidding me... (Nerd walks outside to dumpster where he threw out his Amiga CD32, and rummages through garbage to get it again.) Or, the arrow pointing at the line button? A criadora da plataforma de computadores Amiga, a empresa Commodore, criou o Amiga CD32, versão console do Amiga 1200, um poderoso micro que fazia bastante sucesso no Brasil, principalmente pela qualidade gráfica. Hello? in big letters on the screen. Of course, you know, like, health, stamina, energy, "pliability"? Is this franchise Official? This game's nice and gory, though. Please rotate your … But that pisses off the rabbits! (looks at back of case) Huh? So now, I gotta move my paint can, open the door "till" the music has played, close the door, and pop on the paint can. Cut to Nerd struggling to untangle a bunch of wires.) The CD32 does things a bit differently. You open the program, single tap, and it's on! The CD32 Zone maintains an active list of useful CD32 websites. Euuugh!". The Centennial Review 1957-1999 CR: The New Centennial Review 2001-2008 CRAIGPAULD Favorites CRHZZZ Favorites CRI876890 Favorites CRK1918 Favorites CRO411 Favorites CRS14 Favorites CRT Revival Dreamer Favorites CSA1410 Favorites CSB8 Favorites CSO Magazine CSSBoy Favorites CSU East Bay - Open Libraries CTA (California Teachers Association) Journal 1905-1970 CTH1984 Favorites CU Amiga … Nice word art title screen. So here you can talk to this priest, who mumbles something, and then... um... flies into the ceiling? What if it was your only game? 8: Wally Bear and the No! Seeing the Nerd go through his famous ASS! I mean, th- the spider bleeds like it's nobody's fuckin' business, but your head...like, c'mon! The Nerd: Eventually, you'll get stuck. 'Cause, this is high-class Internet content. But it also produced some real stinkers, and that's where the Angry Video Game Nerd comes in.. This game is giving me a headache to look at, and I think my vision has gotten worse, because of it. I thought it was broken, because it stays on a black screen for almost two minutes! Transcript of 2018 AVGN Episode The Town With No Name. Honestly, for creating this shit, they deserve to be put in jail! ↑ ↓ CiDE 2018-12-09-2 points . Well, now, I know it's gonna suck. But seriously, how was I supposed to know that? The CD32 is part of a family of Amiga computers and other hardware. "Amiga CD32" 28:23: November 19, 2018 () (Amazon) November ... AVGN 1&2 Deluxe - Release Trailer (Switch and Steam) 1:24 October 30, 2020 Promotion for the upgraded rerelease of Angry Video Game Nerd Adventures I & II. Amiga CD32. Did they even have HDDs that big back then? (cut to Nerd) I hit the Start button, because I wanted to start the game, not pause the demo! (Nerd puts the paint can add-on on the Amiga CD32, which has already melted down, and extinguish it all with a bucket of water). Amiga CD32. A: Amiga Pro/32 is now Amiga Pro. Nerd: The Amiga CD32. What is this, like a spoof?! Using third party devices, it is possible to upgrade the CD32 with keyboard, floppy drive, hard drive, RAM and mouse, turning it into the equivalent of an Amiga 1200 personal computer. It hasn't been seen yet. The Man with No Name: "Say, old timer. I have no idea what to do here. PAL encoding allows this video game system to play most European game releases without any additional hardware. The Nerd: Oh, boy. O-o-h gosh, you could say this is random. The Nerd: Alright, just gotta go get my CDTV...somewhere over here. Next. This game has Futuristic Tommy Wiseau, Asscheek Lady, Spring Shoe Guy, Fat Guy with His Pants Undone, and a Native American guy TAKIN' A SHIT! PilotsEpisodes Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Season OneEpisodes The Karate Kid, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Back to the Future, McKids, Wally Bear and the NO! After declining sales in the late '80s and early '90s, Commodore decided to take a stab at console production. Well, the front just says Town with No Name, no "the". For real! Take a guess. "The Town With No Name"? It says...(opens up the manual revealing...)...NOTHING! I'm goin' fucking MAD, I tell you! How may I help you? Evil Eb: "Go on then, Billy Bob. (the title screen shows up saying "THE TOWN WITH NO NAME"). That's torn it! Press the Fire button. *When you’re done with this post, please delete it by clicking MORE (...) at the top right of the post and then “Delete” to remove it from view from your future members. This is Gloom! (Nerd picks up two Superscopes and starts firing on the Amiga CD32 like crazy, then he puts them down and starts firing hadoukens etc. Issue 3 was planned to be out on December 1st. Nerd: Alright, on to the next game! (cut to Game Over screen with dead animal carcass in background; cut to Nerd). (cut back to gameplay) Oh, gosh. Take back your Internet privacy today, and find out how you can get 3 months free, by clicking the link in the description: expressvpn.com/cinemassacre. The Nerd: There's the blacksmith, where this Clint-Eastwood-lookin' guy is just hangin' out. Unofficial Amiga CD32 Conversions (Amiga CD32) Released in 1993, the Commodore Amiga CD32 lacked the necessary marketing power, system specifications and third party support to compete against the hugely successful Sony Playstation and it's commercial life was cut short when Commodore filed for bankruptcy in 1994. The buttons seem to do random things. It is a complete mishmash... of garbage! Nerd: Well, now that I got that outta my system, now, it's time to move on to the real meat of the CD32. This game is fucked up! You can't make this stuff up! (The Man with No Name, the main character of the game, gets back on the train squashing an already squashed spider with an obnoxious fart noise and is about to leave), (The Man with No Name shoots away a kid with his revolver), The Man with No Name: "My name's not Shane, kid! And why is there so much blood?! The Nerd: Ugh, it looks worst than I thought it would! I thought I'd seen everything! If you were expecting me to make some kind of beaver joke, no. AVGN's Mike has a CD32 Retrogaming General Discussion. (Nerd takes out manual; cut to picture of page of manual; Nerd reads the text highlighted at the top of the screen) "Open door, turn on CD32. It doesn't just work on computers, but also phones and other devices. I dunno what to do. (laughs when the game transitions to a spinning ball bouncing across a screen of kangaroos) Wow! 152. (Cut back to gameplay) He puts his lunchbox, or whatever it is, on the floor... picks it up... he puts it down again, and... (Rabbit bursts in the door of the beavers' house) ...oh, this mean rabbit comes in and...ooohh... shit! ). CD32. Let's find out what's worse, this or Angel of Darkness. (Nerd tries to look for controller port on front of console, and finds that it is on the side.) I'd sue for damages, but I'm pretty sure this company's gone out of business, long ago. Amiga CD32 - Angry Video Game Nerd (Episode 162), (Opening scene: The Amiga CD32 start-up screen plays. They both smell awful, they're both disgusting, but I guess I'd rather pick up a turd log and toss it out than have to sop up diarrhea with a paper towel. The Nerd: Like I said, all you have to do is enter a place, then exit and duel. AVGN: Lightspan Adventures (PS1) AVGN: Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi (PS1) AVGN: Charlie’s Angels. ENHANCE YOUR LIFE!!! This isn't even a character from the movie! [whispers] It's like the voice actor didn't want to wake his parents in the next room. (cut to Nerd) Huh? This level is filled with doors that you can't go in, so when I first passed it, I thought it was just part of the scenery. So, the whole point is to find items and bring them to the right places. (Cut back to black screen and then eventually, gameplay starts) It takes forever to start up. Also, is he gonna... kill those guys, or are they his squad mates? (Menu music plays) The game's pretty much a basic action platformer. I guess that's supposed to make the graphics look better...? I can't imagine anyone putting themselves through the torture of collecting all 425 of these. It's not too bad. So on to yet another menu. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Oh, and it's really showin' off all the possibilities of the CD32. If you don't keep up, you die. Oh, that's another real shitty shit joke, but not as shitty as a shitty movie-based game based on a shitty movie, Surf Ninjas! The Angry take back your internet AVGN episode (162). It's the game! Yeah, I know I talk about shit a lot, but I'm staring at shit! Never... not once... have I ever had a game where the instructions tells you, "By the way, this game is REALLY fucked up! I'm convinced they're playing a joke! It kinda has a Bubble Bobble feel to it, with the graphics and the gameplay. And you're like, "Okay...", and this time you're ready for it. (cuts back to James) That would explain all the blue camouflage--", Nerd: "Okay, okay, look, look, look, look! ( by Omega).rar * [CD] AMIGA CD32 - Gunship 2000 ( by Omega).rar Commodore would try to hang in there, but it ended up crumbling like week-old cat barf on a carpet. He explains the rules for like an hour, and it's really obvious that the voice actor was just reading a cue card because he stumbles in places. The chilling conclusion to the Amiga CD32 AVGN episode (162). (N64) - Angry a VPN is a Video Game Nerd (AVGN) long time ago!! This makes the game run smoother, but it looks even more blurry. BECOME A TRUE CD32 MASTER, AND REACH A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING EXCELLENCE, WITH THIS BRAND NEW ADD-ON!!! Could you imagine spending 400 of your hard-earned dollars, plus another 20 or so for this game?! The Nerd: Uhh...! ↑ ↓ Give up hope all ye who enter 2018-12-08 3 points . So you're gonna play it, but then instead, he just punches you right in the face, and then he says, "You wanna play again?" Now, that's a horrible character. Stix kinda looks like Bizarro Shit Pickle. The Town With No Name (CDTV ... AVGN Bad Game Cover Art #7 - Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys (PS2).ogv download. (stammering) Wh-what is this... wait, the words are upside-down. I'll just call it green, yellow, red, blue. The AVGN logo appears out of the middle of the spinning CD and covers the word, "Amiga", at the top left of the screen. Heard they had good chocolate. Various scenes of the games played by the Nerd in the last episode are shown, while ominous music continues. 195. Okaaay, first off, we need to talk about this cover art. Most of the time, your attacks don't even register, and when they do, it takes forever, and a day, to kill the ninjas. Nerd picks up the CD32, looking for the Power button) Where's the fuckin' Power button? The Nerd: Turns out the guy you killed is the little brother of Evil Eb, the leader of the Hole-in-the-Head gang, and now he'll stop at nothing to hunt you down. The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews the Amiga CD32 console. He's not quite Sonic, he's not quite Bubsy, he's just...Oscar. Gang, Master Chu and the … (Cut to scene from Surf Ninjas) Rob Schneider: "Motosurf!". But first, we gotta talk about the system it ran on, the Commodore CDTV, which was basically a home computer and a CD-ROM drive crammed into an aluminum coffin. And, look up there! I gotta find out. (he puts a paint can on the console), (a fake ad for a paint can add-on starts up with hard rock music and footage of the CD32 games like Dangerous Streets or Beavers in the background), Announcer: "ENHANCE YOUR GAME!!! But, somebody did. This is already one of the worst games I've ever played in my entire life, and it's the first thing I popped in on the system! (the blacksmith shoots The Man with No Name in the head blowing it off without single drop of blood). This... is even LESS helpful! AVGN right? The AVGN had a long and violent "rivalry" with The Nostalgia Critic that came to a head with a big battle in October 2008, ... Amiga CD32; The Town with No Name (Commodore Amiga CDTV) Home Alone (SNES, Game Boy, Genesis, PS2) 2019 . ), (Nerd tries to put Amiga CD32 on top of Nintendo 64, but then takes the N64 and controller off the table they were on. Надзвичайна подія сталася у с. Богданівці Деражнянського району. Thread Tools: 06 November 2016, 21:49 # That... fuck! Wha-? Why It Sucks is reserved for games and accessories as … Nerd: One more game, Zool. Stop Button = your second fire … Every time you leave, you get a cutscene with the "Back to the Future" font, for some reason. I have to hold the disc hatch down just to get the game to spin. The Nerd: There's a jail house where you can see the rogue's gallery. New Listing 5x NEW NOS Lisa chips 391227-01 (HP) for Amiga 1200/4000/CD32 26. This weird kid shows up at this creepy, old man's house, and it looks kinda like Doc and Marty, if they were crossbred with the Minions. Lemmings (1994)(Psygnosis)(Disk 1 of 3 Side A) Developed by DMA Design Limited Released 1993 Also For 3DO, Acorn 32-bit, Amiga, Amiga CD32, Amstrad CPC, Atari ST, CD-i, CDTV, DOS, FM Towns, Game Boy, Game Gear, Genesis, J2ME, Lynx, Macintosh, NES, PC-98, SAM Coupé, SEGA Master System, Sharp X68000, SNES, TurboGrafx CD, ZX Spectrum Published by Psygnosis Limited Perspective Side view … One room has a hooker that you can sleep with. Now, that is ass! Developed by Revolution Software Ltd. More like "The Instructions With No Words"! Oh, I thought the instructions in "Home Improvement" was bad, where it's all covered up. In fact, let's just forget all about the CD32. Just find the key in each level, and then, head to the door. So, imagine a hyena's... decaying intestinal tract spraying liquefied death sauce out its shit chute, and there you have... the Amiga CD32! I-- I thought I was hallucinating, I-I-I thought it was the paint fumes coming from my CD32 add-on, but no! Fuck this digital shit. The AVGN logo appears out of the middle of the spinning CD and covers the word, "Amiga", at the top left of the screen. What blows my mind is that the game came out in '94. Simple as that. The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews the Amiga CD32 console. The Commodore Amiga CD32 was the successor system to the Amiga CDTV and uses CDs as it storage medium. (N64) Life of Black … The AVGN takes on Commodore's failed console the Amiga CD32. Wait... what? And the front of the cover, says: "Entertainment For All Ages"! ", Evil Eb: "You mean you're not Billy Bob?". The Amiga CD32 had such "gems" as Gloom, Kang Fu, Oscar, Naughty Ones, Morph, Beavers, Zool, Dangerous Streets, and of course Surf Ninjas for some reason. You play as a blue ball who walks around hitting mushrooms with its punching glove boner. Lemon Amiga home FAQ Search Memberlist Usergroups Register : Profile I'm not kidding! Look at this! Yeah, "entertainment for all ages". The leftover scraps of dead animals that predators didn't want. So, what went wrong? The lip-sync is actually worse than Drake of the 99 Dragons. What, did I really expect this thing to work? And, that prize is footage of the shittiest fighting game ever made! But first, I wanna talk to you about this video's sponsor, ExpressVPN. I just wanna ask a fucking question! Manual[Quick Notes: Select Button = your fire button. They look like they're on the same team. So, yeah, Gloom is a cheap knockoff that doesn't even do a good job at being a knockoff. ( AVGN ). He got a system with a dozen crap games, just to give us a laugh. CUNT! The Nerd: For Fred Fuchs' sake, what's with all the blood?! The Amiga CD32 is a 32-bit home video game console developed and manufactured by Commodore International, released in Europe first on September 16, 1993 and later in Australia, Brazil and Canada. We have Surf Ninjas. A game by Core Design. A picture of the Nerd appears out of the bottom right of the screen, with big eyes and a frowning mouth, holding an Amiga CD32 controller. It would be better to be a Porta Potty mascot than to be featured on this cockamamie console! History Talk (0) Comments Share. While the Amiga CD32 console is not the most recognisable name in gaming it does still have a place in the history of gaming as one of the earlier 32-bit systems. That didn't happen! It is... Un. (awful Wild West music plays while the camera aims at the saloon). (Rabbit is shown dragging beaver out of house) The fuck, dude?! This time the Nerd looks at the Amiga CD32! Every character looks like they came from a different shitty game! You got a spinning ball, scrolling pictures of kangaroos that keep glitching out, and then another black screen, and then a picture of a kangaroo, then another black screen, then the high score, then ANOTHER black screen, and then another kangaroo picture. Where's the ESRB when you need 'em? However it runs to 19 Pages and so unfortunately is far too large to reproduce You can talk to him, or you shoot 'im. R.I.P. At least Plumbers Don't Wear Ties lets you start where you left off, but this game...has no mercy! Dirty Harry (AVGN Episode 157) Earthbound (SNES) AVGN: Episode 156. The Nerd (even MORE maniacally): YE-HE-HE-HE-HEAAAH!! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. 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